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Saving the Canadians

Dude, I was saving the canadians last night when my girlfriend walked in on me... It was so embarrassing.
by Oakwood Outlaws June 20, 2011
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Canadian kira

A Canadian Kira is a amazing friend yet bullies you BUT very easy to get along with BUT DONT BE FOOLED you may call them a whore then end up liking them alot ong ong
Yo buckaroo I got w a Canadian Kira so huge W
by Mortal kito January 27, 2023
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Canadian football

A sport similar to american football becuase they both have shared orgins from british rugby football, the main difference is the offense only has 3 downs and the field is longer and wider then an American field, Canadian football fans will argue that 3 downs makes it better becuase it makes it more difficult for the offense, but that's total bullshit becuase the wide receivers are allowed to get a running start before the snap and the defense has to line up 1 yard away from the line of scrimmage, unlike in american football where they line up at the line of scrimmage and the receivers can't get a running start, another strange rule is that a missed field goal that goes into the endzone is ruled a Live ball and anyone can pick it up and run with it and if a ball carrier gets tackled in his own endzone after picking up a missed field goal it scores a 1 point safety called a rouge or single, a rouge can also be scored if a missed field goal goes out of bounds through the back of the endzone
Yo, want to watch the canadian football league grey cup tommorow between the lions and alloutes?

No, I prefer american football and it's 4 down system that makes the offence and defense more balanced.
by stanley yelnats II April 14, 2023
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canadian stuffing

When your Canadian friend's mom slaves over a lavish basted Goose roast for all her sons friends (her lovers) then picks a random ass to shove it bulb-deep without washing it.
Yo! Canadian Thanksgiving was wild at the Hiro household. Too bad my ass drew the short straw for the Canadian Stuffing!
by Inglorious Face May 9, 2023
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Canadian pipebomb

When you bust a fat load into a Canadian.
Person 1, "What happened to that Canadian chick you took home last night?"
Person 2, "I turned her into a Canadian pipebomb."
by AdamTheHamDestroyer69 December 15, 2022
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Cries in Canadian

A facetious cry that lacks true empathy.
Dude: OH gawd I just spilled my latte on my new sweater!

Chick: Awww. Quite a shame. **Cries in Canadian**
by Papa Macro January 5, 2023
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Canadian Poopsicle

This is preformed by taking a shit in a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo.
Man, I have to take a shit. Man.2, WAIT! wanna make a Canadian Poopsicle? Man, sure.
by wolfkiller1351 December 1, 2020
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