Cabbage goose 

A person That Is a moron. When you call someone a cabbage goose, you're calling them a fuckass in a friendly way

"oh my god, why Did you fail this simple ass exam? You fucking cabbage goose!"

Cabbage goose by God but from ebay February 26, 2022

Cabbaged 

When a joint breaks and makes the sound of cabbage breaking apart.

I was wrestling with him, caught his ankle and cabbaged his knee.

Cabbaged by Purpledog679 April 7, 2022

cabbage 

cabbage is cabbage and therefore it is wonderful

are you a cabbage?

cabbage by cabbagepseudonym April 26, 2022

Cabbage 

Cabbage

I will you some cabbage to pay for the expenses

Cabbage by anonymous August 14, 2022

Cabbage 

Slang word to identify a lazy hot dog water drinking person

Rymos is a cabbage head commonlands looking mother fucker

Cabbage by Ganando September 21, 2022

Cabbage 

something a cat eats

i would love to watch a ca eating a cabbage

Cabbage by orangejuiceafterteethbrushing October 9, 2022

Cabbage 

Somebody who thinks that they are good, but really they are absolute dipshit garbage.

The cocky team lost the match because they ended up being a batch of cabbages.

Cabbage by MushroomOmnomnom October 14, 2022