rock candy

Its fucking candy you retarded dumbasses

Rock candy is not a penis or meth its a fucking lollipop candy, god I fucking hate UD

by doogsnoog July 25, 2020

jew candy

money for te jews.
- greg scully

do you want some of my jew candy?
yes i do want some of that jew candy!!!

by gergandrach June 5, 2009

Ass Candy

A Dutch hard or soft candy, or lollipop that at first appears and tastes sweet, but evolves into something truly disgusting and terrifying. Found at most Dutch candy stores, as well as at select restaurants disguised as after dinner mints or sweets.

"Hey Brooney! how is that brown lollipop you got after dinner?"

"Ugh, typical Dutch ass candy"

by Yaotai August 26, 2009

Candy Ass

A spineless, indecisive sissy courted by democrats with the promise of entitlements and hate crime legislation. The group of candy asses includes prancing poofters, mama's boys, pantywaists, mush wimps, guys who drive chick cars, and residents of Berkeley, California.

That William sure is a Candy Ass. He is so spineless, he wants the government to wipe his nose and be responsible for his failures.

by Tuna Wanda June 5, 2005

ghetto candy

The cheap, nasty candy left in the bottom of your trick or treat bag that you just can't stand to eat, but won't throw out because it's candy. If you have a choice between this candy and drinking pancake syrup for a sugar hit, you'd pick the syrup.

Alternatively, the cheap, nasty candy left in the bottom of the communal work candy dish, left there for the same reason.

Worker One: "Ugh! There's nothing in the candy dish but ghetto candy! I'd rather eat sugar cubes!"

Worker Two: "Shut up! You ate all the good stuff; now it's your turn to buy some real candy!"

Worker One: (grabbing the sugar cubes) "Munch munch munch)

by pellygirl August 27, 2012

oxycotin candy

pedobears primary weapon

Hey little boy, would you like some oxycotin candy. - Pedobear

by razar/saynotobread December 2, 2010

Candy Dulfer

Candy Dulfer (born 19 September 1969) is a popular Dutch smooth jazz alto saxophonist. She started to play saxophone at the age of six. She has had her own band, Funky Stuff, since she was fourteen. Her debut album Saxuality (1990) received a Grammy Award nomination. Over the years she released nine studio albums, two live albums, and one compilation album. She has performed and recorded songs with several other musicians, such as her father Hans Dulfer, Prince, Dave Stewart, René Froger, Van Morrison, and Maceo Parker. For the Dutch television series Candy meets... (2007),

Candy Dulfer is the hottest girl Alto Sax player this side of Mississippi!

by Jazzy Chase June 3, 2010