Choco Busting

Choco Busting is when you masturbate while trying to take a shit. Essentially something that nobody really does but you don't know that of course. It is also a tactic someone does when constipated to try and take a shit and afterwards if successful you bust a nut on your human chocolate. This can also be done when you're not having problems taking a dump but can still go ahead and masturbate during the process.

Guy: Hey what's taking so long in there?

Guy 2: I'm taking a dump but it got stuck

Guy: Have you tried choco busting?

by Cemorolen September 20, 2018

Dino Bust

The act of making a dinosaur noise while you are achieving an orgasm, or in the act of ejaculating.

I dino busted all over her face last night. I think she didn't say anything to me because she was so afraid she I was actually a Velociraptor.

by Alexxxxxx333743897u590uflajd;l March 28, 2010

busting agates

When arguing about the same thing but never coming to a conclusion

Now you are just busting agates

by drhdee July 29, 2017

Busting wood

A slang term for masturbation. Otherwise known as flogging the log or taking a pound off.

"what where you doing?!"
"Just got done busting wood. "

by Rawdogger95 January 7, 2017

Bust A Zoinks

When you're about to explode on someone or give an outburst.

Jan: "stop being a moron"

Carly: "I'm about to bust a zoinks on you if you say one more thing!!"

by onetwothreefouryouisawhore July 2, 2016

bust that duke

Bust that duke is slang for having sex in the ass.

Hey, Parks! Ima bout' to have to bust that duke!

by Justin_M18 May 3, 2006

busted tees

I'd hit it. Yes indeed.

I laugh long and loud at those witty busted tees.

by Pingoir January 2, 2009