Brady is someone that should date a girl named Mariah and is very cute and funny typically a white boy.
by anonymous December 8, 2020
Get the Bradymug. So, I was climbing this tree and I totally forgot that I had a milkshake earlier. I couldn't make it out of the tree in time and my pants ending up getting caught on a branch being completely ripped from my body. At this point in time, I had managed to make it out of the tree... Only to realise I had left an enormous trail of Brady all over the tree, as well as my family below...
by Cisz0r May 4, 2020
Get the Bradymug. 
Tom Brady a man who wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. He can't sit down to pee because his Peter piper will float like a sail in the toilet. Also Mahomeys pimp aka the stage name mahomey. He was actually blessed by the tom until the brady retired and now mahomey gotta suck-n-go because he just lost afc title, but the brady has acknowledged dropping mahomey down 28 steps of stairs and called him a pushy and to get up. Tom brady a man with a bigger dick then myself.
Guy 1- He why does that guy #15 look off?
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
Get the Tom bradymug. Brady is a little kid wit a 2 cm penis, he only likes dat gay shit. But he is often smart and good at sports. but thinks he’s the shit. Can’t nut and is albino but you know he’s pretty sick.
Brady is so smart.
by 8638538538538 December 18, 2018
Get the Bradymug. by bruh1122 March 3, 2025
Get the bradymug. v. to have enough members in a Zoom, Skype, or other video teleconference meeting to have a near-full grid of faces or placeholders, analogous to the Brady Bunch television show opening.
by lingosteen August 20, 2020
Get the Brady Bunchmug.