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Giovanni Andres

He is without comparison. Regardless of your personal beliefs, Giovanni Andres is the epitome of modern of advancement of the human race. He crafted this earth we live in today from his bare hands and provided many essential and natural resources to fuel the human race. Whether or not we are in times of crisis WE will always look up upon him on our knees thanking him for providing such an opulent way of life. HE as an individual is triumphant amongst his fellow long term business partner Jefferson Bezos, he climbs on top of him in terms of wealth, perseverance, and success. Also an owner of many companies and an extraordinary skillfully in the stock market. His ability to pleasure the females without the power of his penis is one to none, from interviews from individual resources say to be careful bringing your partner around him for she may fall in love with him for his massive a top tier male physique. Some say he trained Poseidon to reach his physique as well. In conclusion he is simply just HIM.
"The Comforter, the Son, the Almighty, the Alpha and Omega, the one and only Giovanni. He is in fact God"
"Oh my, my pussy is so wet is that Giovanni Andres"
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Andre is awesome
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"Da Andre is a guy ass femboy petite"
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A man who is so fucking hot, if you meet one you need to try and get him to fuck you. He has one of the largest dicks in the world
Andre is so hot
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Andre is a little bitch who will always complain about everything and is a huge qeer, turns gay guys straight and shriveles up when touched.

If you try to have an intelligent conversation with it, it will tell you that you are wrong no matter what and it will start insulting you if it can't think of anything else. If you tell him something factual, he will reply with emotions of complete bullshit.
"Hey is that Andre"
"Yeah stay away or it might start bitching at you"
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Andres is the type of person who has a bbc and pull all the girls. He also is very gorgeous even without a hairline his name is Andrew in English but he prefers Andres he loves Latinas and is really funny.

girl 1: That guy over there...who is he? he is sexy
girl 2: thats andrew...he is just so hot!
girl 2: hes so much more than that. he brightens my darkest days.
Andres is really hot and sexy
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He is so handsome and awesome and epic. Manny PLEASE KISS ME ON THE LIPSSSS
Boy: "Damn he's handsome, he must be called Andre."
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