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Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.
He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.
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Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
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A: Yo, who is that?
B: That is Alexis, don't even think about it bro, she is way outta your league.
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