The person that you would like to pursue for sexual relations while at a bar
Someone you find attractive/hot
Someone you find attractive/hot
by Leandra Prowler October 8, 2017

The Pinnacle of disappointment
by Juan Pablo is the best June 28, 2019

from the song born american: they put a rifle in my hand and told me shoot the yellow man, a yeat bar
by i like hunt bitches April 30, 2023

Sober friends just walk in
Drunk Bar Jacker approches your table: Hey guys, how are you? I'm friends with a rapper. He's 25 and his wife is 24 and I'm 54 and rappers are the poets of our generation and can say more in 14 paragraphs than most say their entire lives and....
Sober friends: We've been bar jacked!
Drunk Bar Jacker approches your table: Hey guys, how are you? I'm friends with a rapper. He's 25 and his wife is 24 and I'm 54 and rappers are the poets of our generation and can say more in 14 paragraphs than most say their entire lives and....
Sober friends: We've been bar jacked!
by dddennis February 17, 2010

Bar barker is a person who goes to a bar and has to make more noise than anyone else. This is when you wished you brought your dogs bark collar.
by Brk92 August 6, 2017

by Dave Lesten February 12, 2015

A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.
You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.
by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020
