Knob Goblin

A goblin that infests your knob if you don't wear a condom.
Or, a goblin that like knobs.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He went to Tijuana and got knob goblins from a hooker.

While camping, Derek walked into the woods to take a leak, and was immediately fellated by a knob goblin. There were no survivors.

by Grossenschwaum February 13, 2006

green goblin

A piece of your shit that happens to resemble the Green Goblin from spider man

You: "dude! i just had the biggest GREEN GOBLIN of my life!"
dude: "no way man?!?!? i just had the biggest spidey!"
you: wtf!

by shneeky shnake August 20, 2009

mind goblin

mind goblin deez nuts

hey Mikey do you know what the mind goblin is?
no what is it?

mind goblin deez nuts

by herb34 March 07, 2022

ASS GOBLIN

MAN WHO TAKES IT UP THE ASS


sittin @ a party & some kid calls someone else a gay ass goblin.

"I got fucked in my ass last night."
"your a fucking ass goblin!!!"

by SHAQUITA November 10, 2004

cock goblin

a homosexual, in particular, a gay man.

you see that guy's short shorts? what a cock goblin!

by sogracefullyunaware April 26, 2007

hob goblin

a very shady person. Usually found creeping around town, looking for people to smoke weed with them, someone who when youre with them attracts unwanted attention. Never has weed of their own, occasionally will come up with a dollar for a blunt, but thats it.

"fuck that hob gob mother fucker"
"dudes a hob goblin homie he aint ever got no bud"
"BACK UP HOB GOB!!"

by Sean Don and Codine August 24, 2008

snot goblin

this is a goblin that sucks all the snot out of your nose and then takes the time to look in your fridge for a bit to eat. Then the snot eating freak is off to his next victom.

"that snot goblin was here last night, again, that bastard, i know have to buy more tuna." said tommy

by Brian February 23, 2004