who shaved the yeti

A question relating to working fucking hard at a cunt of a job or taking one for the team.

Shaving a Yeti, is a god damn hard thing to do!

Being the person “Who shaved the Yeti” gets respect.

“Who shaved the Yeti?”

“Lol, have to be rick, we met these 3 hot chicks last night but there was this fat one, Rick took the fat one, fucking champ shaved the yeti!”

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“Who shaved the Yeti?”

“Liam bro! He shoveled shit all day, even fell over and got a face full of crap but kept working, fucking hard worker!”

by Mess2014 February 1, 2020

Who Cooks for You?

Song of the Barred Owl, by consensus of the ornithological community. Who Cooks for You? Who Cooks for Yooooou-All?, in two groups of four.

The owls were singing to each other, high in the spruce trees, and it always made them smile. Who Cooks for You? Who-Cooks-for-Yooooo-All? One night, they went outside with his guitar and he played it back to them.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2023

counter who asked

when someone uses the most uncreative phrase 'who asked' in an argument but then you realise that the phrase seems to contradict it self, so you use it back

Person 1: ‘I travelled to the moon and back twelve times and still couldn't find who the fuck asked!’
Person 2: ‘I don't care if you didn't ask, because no-one asked you either.’
Person 3: ‘woah he just pulled a counter who asked’
Person 1: ‘I don't fucking care’

by olek0 January 25, 2023

people who are flexible

People who are capable of flexing the slightest and stupidest things to others and not knowing how slight and stupid it is. Very few people have this talent of hardcore flexing. Very flexible, indeed.

Some Gymnast: I am one of the people who are flexible.

person2: Yes you are :)

by howohowo October 29, 2020

n e who

short for anywho 🤞🤞

“n e who.... now that thats over what yall doing”

by lady gaga luvrrr May 6, 2021

Who eat carrots

Louis Tomlinson: I like girls who eat carrots
Directioners girls: eats carrots everday since.

I like girls who eat carrots

Omw to get a carrot and eat

by Fucksimonandlovelarry May 10, 2021

The Batman Who Laughs

A twisted version of Batman from the Dark Multiverse, who has appeared in many comic book events, including one where he builds an army of dark Batmen. On his Earth, he got driven to the edge by his Joker, leading him to take the Joker's life. After taking the Joker's life, a gas spewed from the Joker's heart, slowly Jokerizing Batman, which leads Batman to kill the Bat Family and then kill all of the Justice League, when he then takes the mantle of 'The Batman Who Laughs'. From there, he infects a ton of children with laughing gas to turn them into an army of dark Robins and pretty much end the world, leading him to be taken off of his dying world by a higher power.

Unknown: "Hehehehehehe... Soon your universe will bow to me!"
Batman: "Who are you, and why are you here?"
Unknown: "My name is The Batman Who Laughs, and I am here to end the world! Hahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by kennydev April 23, 2022