Stephening

When a male gets so horny the tip of his dick turns purple. The exact same shade Stephen's new hair is.

Dang looks like my dick is Stephening

by meosmdf July 18, 2020

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Shadley Edward Stephens

The King of Everything including your girl. The sexiest most handsome badass boss. He's my Hero who's always on time, he comes with big surprises and he decides who gets to drive.

Omg look at that guy, he's so the coolest. He must be on that Shadley Edward Stephens shit!

by KtMIVQoE April 22, 2023

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Brandon Stephens

A tall boy, who is a loner. He likes to be home alone, study/learn about NASA, and he also LOVES his curly blonde hair.

"Look at Brandon Stephens! He's SOOOOOOOO cool!"

by BunnyFoot1717 July 29, 2018

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A plaid-obsessed, Ralph Lauren-wearing menace who somehow finds the time to throw full-scale tantrums over frozen yogurt but also dedicates his life to alphabetizing his DVDs like it’s a sacred duty. Will thrift the exact same plaid shirt he already owns just because and arranges his sweaters with the care of a museum curator, as if they’re historical artifacts. Approach with extreme caution—especially if you value your sanity or dare to be even slightly late.

I was 15 minutes late for frozen yogurt, and Stephen—who organizes his DVDs alphabetically and treats his sweater collection like a prized art exhibit—threw a fit like I’d just committed a crime against plaid fashion.

by poppinsdaughter February 6, 2025

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