Anti-Simp Simp

A person who hates on simps, but is a simp themself.

"Look at that guy hating on Hayden for being a Simp."
"Yeah but he's a Simp himself."
"Wow what an Anti-Simp Simp."

by kanye4prez March 12, 2020

Simp (Simp)

someone that puts hoes before bros

Wow that guy Zudo is such a simp (simp)

by jaxysonoon March 22, 2020

Simp

A girl who's pussy looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.

Guy 1: I imagine I'm making out with Homer Simpson when I eat out Simps.
Guy 2: That's gay.

by encolpius February 25, 2020

Simp

incels evolved and developed a new word to describe the jealously they feel upon seeing a Gentleman in a any form of relation with a woman.

My God. My jealously has reached the point where I must call all men in relationships simp.
What would Jesus do?
I think I'll go stalk my crush's Facebook page and attach a GPS tracker to her car.

by Feminist Balrog December 28, 2019

Simp

A man that tries to do anything to get with a woman, even if she gives him no attention back.
Usually, he will compliment anything about her.

Jad Harb is a simp because he keeps complimenting Jessica's shoes.
Jad Harb ditched the boys to go out with Jessica and her sister.

by Dadoopriv April 18, 2020

Simp

Joe

Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Have you not heard? The definition of simp is Joe. Fuck Joe!
Person 2: Ew! Fuck Joe!
Person 3: Joe? Who’s joe?
Person 1 & 2: JOE MAMA
Person 3: No, Joe the Simp
Person 1, 2, & 3: FUCK JOE!
joe pussy

by Devi1sev7n April 14, 2020

Simp

Treating the one you love right and making sure they are loved and care for correctly and putting as much effort into them as possible

Mike: You see that guy over there? He spent he whole weekend with his girl and writes her paragraphs all the time and buys her flowers and does a ton of stuff for her!
Carson: What a simp.
Mike: Its not a bad thing? He's treating his girl as he should.

by Forever it 8 August 6, 2020