Ross the joke

Guy 1: What idiot called it erectile dysfunction and not ballzhiemers?
Guy 2: Actually, erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with the balls.
Guy 1: Why do you have to Ross the joke?

by Ainsleysommers December 21, 2018

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The type of guy to like sheep blow up dolls, and watch action figures shag; particularly Dustin and Joyce from Stranger Things.

"Tonight me and Ross are going to play action figures!"

... "Bascially that means get into a giant argument about whether Dustin Henderson has a huge dong."

by Weasel84 November 13, 2022

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A guy who typically stands in clubs who is unable to talk to females. This type of guy is often given advice on how to pull by women but rarely gets the chance to pull one himself.

Usually seen around the bar or lurking in the middle of the dancefloor, jealous of everyone guy around him who is getting knee deep in vagina. This type of guy typically loves porn and usually has blisters on his hands from excessive masterbating.

That guy over there is deffo Ross Davies. Look he has no girls around him.

by Mtj December 23, 2012

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Ross's Dad

A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.

Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"

Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?

Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!

by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022

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Ross can be a bit moody but when it comes down to it he is a good person, and does the right thing , he is a great friend and an amazing gamer. He is strong and confident, he deserves all the best in life and I hope he gets it

Ross is going to play some games

by Lilknight October 12, 2023

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