Canadian speedball

Smoking weed while drinking coffee. Typically done in the morning, either at home or driving to work while stopping at Tim Hortons. Similar to an actual speedball, but instead of cocaine, its coffee and instead of heroin, its weed.

A Canadian speedball is when you smoke weed while drinking coffee.

by LOLSushii February 7, 2021

Cries in Canadian

A facetious cry that lacks true empathy.

Dude: OH gawd I just spilled my latte on my new sweater!

Chick: Awww. Quite a shame. **Cries in Canadian**

by Papa Macro January 5, 2023

Canadian Toothbrush

Going down on a woman while she has a full on bush.

John went down on me last night and I haven't shaved in a while...he got the Canadian Toothbrush.

by DelayedFuture August 3, 2017

canadian smile

A beautiful smile that deceptively hides a sassy personality.

Julie has a Canadian smile, its great to look at but once she starts talking it's nothing but sass.

by Pluckerflucker June 14, 2018

Canadian sober

Sure, you've had three beers and taken a couple hits of that blunt everyone was passing around, but yeah, you'd say you feel pretty much sober.

Don't let that guy drive home; he's had a six pack and a bong bowl to himself. Officially Canadian sober.

by Gilchrist McDonaghue May 3, 2014

Canadian Style

Fucking your girlfriend doggy style in front of the TV while watching a hockey game

The Rangers were on TV last night and Helen was horny, so I did her Canadian Style

by Myles O'Toole November 12, 2020

Canadian Riot

Pushing over a trash can and running away

School sucks, we should start a Canadian riot.

by Ace55172379632432 October 4, 2022