Located in the middle of nowhere of Long Island, it is a fairly easy to get into public university known for terrific science departments, huge number of asians, indians and other international students, rape, depression and suicide.
There are a shitload of premeds. Expect 95% of anyone taking biology or chemistry to be attempting to get into medical/dental school. Science classes are ridiculously overcrowded as a result. Still, for it's price its a great buy.
Recommended for:
-Asiaphiles
-Students majoring in the hard sciences / engineering
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There are a shitload of premeds. Expect 95% of anyone taking biology or chemistry to be attempting to get into medical/dental school. Science classes are ridiculously overcrowded as a result. Still, for it's price its a great buy.
Recommended for:
-Asiaphiles
-Students majoring in the hard sciences / engineering
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Student 1: So I'm taking Chemistry this semester. Lecture is totally packed with foreigners trying to get into med school!
Student 2: Ah - you must go to Stony Brook University.
Student 2: Ah - you must go to Stony Brook University.
by Anactualnonpremed March 17, 2009
A very pretty girl born on April 6th, 1999. She loves Pierce the Veil, Sleeping with Sirens, Bring me the Horizon, and Get Scared. She is the 'common white girl' that happens to be scene. She's amazing.
by sunni1714 January 07, 2014
by yadaddytdon January 04, 2009
Used when someone does or says something really stupid. Widely used in NJ.
Derived from when a student responded to a question about immigrating to the NJ suburbs from Brooklyn, to which the student responded "My Name is Brooke"
Derived from when a student responded to a question about immigrating to the NJ suburbs from Brooklyn, to which the student responded "My Name is Brooke"
Person 1: The integral of sinx is cosx
Person 2: No it's -cosx
Person 1: Oh fuck
Person 2: Your name is actually Brooke
Person 1: Oh fuck my name is brooke
Person 2: No it's -cosx
Person 1: Oh fuck
Person 2: Your name is actually Brooke
Person 1: Oh fuck my name is brooke
by zachisverywealthy December 17, 2019
A nice suburb outside of Birmingham, Alabama. Mountain Brook has an economy slightly higher than surrounding areas, ok a lot higher. The ongoing stereotype is that everyone who goes to Mountain Brook is considered a "Brookie" or someone who feeds off of Daddy's money and does drugs because there is nothing better to do. However, just because Daddy went to college, worked hard, and was successful, doesn't give the right for other people to immediately judge their kids into being "rich" boys or girls. There are some assholes and douchebags at the school, but they are devastatingly overpowered by the smart, and incredibly nice people. Mountain Brook has an incredible school structure and a community full of nice people. Unfortunately, the ongoing stereotype of Mountain Brook will continue, as the assholes who hate them will keep at their game until they decide to go drink and screw the nearest slice of booty. And while you are trashing Mountain Brook, remember this, good people live there, and they will amount to better things without the use of money.
"Hey those Mountain Brook kids have so much money, they probably never worked a day in their life!"
"You got that right, now let's skip school so we can drink&drive while we have sex with our girlfriends who aren't sluts, cause only sluts come from Mountain Brook! hyuck hyuck hyuck!"
Mountain Brook, Alabama, the Beverly Hills of Alabama. Lies, Beverly Hills is in California idiots, and there sure as hell wouldn't be one in Alabama.
"You got that right, now let's skip school so we can drink&drive while we have sex with our girlfriends who aren't sluts, cause only sluts come from Mountain Brook! hyuck hyuck hyuck!"
Mountain Brook, Alabama, the Beverly Hills of Alabama. Lies, Beverly Hills is in California idiots, and there sure as hell wouldn't be one in Alabama.
by pimphandrespect February 25, 2010
Another way to tell a girl to go fuck (masturbate) herself except that you put the girls name in instead of "Brooke". (From the best TV show ever "One Tree Hill")
Emily: You're totally gay sauce.
Jackie: At least I don't have gay poupon on my shirt.
Emily: Go "Brooke" yourself!
Jackie: At least I don't have gay poupon on my shirt.
Emily: Go "Brooke" yourself!
by SJE June 24, 2006
a abesulote fucking shithole school
located in Launceston Tasmania (you already know where this is going)
full of fucking druggos, bogans, and troubled youth
most year 7's are either on heroin, crystal meth (ice) or pregnant.
never send your kids to brooks.
located in Launceston Tasmania (you already know where this is going)
full of fucking druggos, bogans, and troubled youth
most year 7's are either on heroin, crystal meth (ice) or pregnant.
never send your kids to brooks.
Person 1: "your child goes to brooks high school?"
Person 2: *snorts a line* "yeah, oi cum up to ravo after blockies tonite yeah ?"
Person 3: Honestly , just send your kids to Queechy
Person 2: "want me missus to come stab ya yehhh????"
Person 2: *snorts a line* "yeah, oi cum up to ravo after blockies tonite yeah ?"
Person 3: Honestly , just send your kids to Queechy
Person 2: "want me missus to come stab ya yehhh????"
by brooks rat :) April 26, 2019