lost in a wardrobe

Having such poor directional or navigational skills whether out walking or driving that you could literally get lost if you stepped in to an empty wardrobe

“Julie have you got any ideas where we are?”
“Yes Jim I’m sure I know where we are. We aren’t lost or anything”
“Honestly Julie you could get lost in a wardrobe”

by TheAntiDote2019 January 15, 2023

Lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting

Code used in Plymouth chemsex party circles to mean losing an anal toy in an orifice.

I can't come out tonight, still sore. lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting...

by JannerDyke June 24, 2019

And I oop I lost my food

When you lost your food you say and I oop I lost my food

And I oop I lost my food outside.

by NaRa28 November 8, 2019

lost teen

A teen who makes bad decisions. (drinking, smoking, etc.)

Kylie is always drinking. She's such a lost teen.

by Harrietlonging September 25, 2017

lost my brain

Being stupid high.

we smoked a fat blunt and i lost my brain

by iamscotter October 18, 2019

my fish lost her gloves

ya she did

my fish lost her gloves can you get them back

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

Luck lost

A chance that has the Ability to succeed

But remains seated in the wrong destination
In a period of time.

“Ron is a luck lost”
Why you say that ?
Cause he’s has a chance but won’t succeed

But sitting in the wrong destination

by The Hooddictonary December 30, 2021