it's only queer if you're tied to the pier

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.

HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."

by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008

happier than a queer in a pickle factory

To describe happiness or excitement about an event. In relation to a fag's excitement over working in a pickle factory.

Ex: "Chad: I WON THE LOTTERY!"

"Chad's Wife: thats great hunny how do you feel?"

"Chad: HAPPIER THAN A QUEER IN A PICKLE FACTORY!"

by PseudonymBoomerFaggot64 September 11, 2019

Blowing like a sack full of queers

A strong wind that almost knocks you down.

Man, that is going to be a really bad hurricane!!! Yeah I know the winds are supposed to be very high. It will be blowing like a sack full of queers!!!!

by Big Country527 April 5, 2011

Queer R Candy Bar

When a gay guy has another gay guy stick his penis up his ass, when it comes out, he sucks the shit off it like a lolli pop.

OMG that Queer R Candy Bar did not taste like strawberry.

by bonermaloner November 13, 2011

loser/faggot/queer/bitch

something that ppl are when they leave a fucking chat in MSN.

CHELSEA, TYLER, CALEB, TAYLOR, GARY, LAURA, UNNI, JASON, NICK, AMY, AND WALDO. ALSO CONSIDERED ASS HOLES.

USED IN A SENTENCE:
1)Them loser/faggot/queer/bitches all left me alone.
2) What a bunch of loser/faggot/queer/bitches.

by Brandon Mullins October 17, 2008

Qpr (Queer Park Ranger)

A person who you occasionally hook up with or mess around with when you’re lonely, bored, or horny.

Is he your fwb?
Nah he’s my qpr (queer park ranger)

by Educate.the.masses January 31, 2020

liquor and not beer unless you're a queer.

Quote from a King somewhere

Stop drinking that beer you queer. Liquor and not beer unless you're a queer.

by Notaking January 28, 2017