Roman Tortoise

A version of docking in which one participant wears a condom (for safety or other reasons).

George is just getting to know Rocco and doesn't feel comfortable docking with him without a condom and prefers the Roman Tortoise method

by M-Tip November 15, 2021

Toasted Roman Sandwich

The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)

John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich

Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?

John: Messy holmes!

Frank: Nioce

by balloonknotjohn December 18, 2012

Roman

Roman is a guy that has a huge dick. You will notice his big bulge right after realizing what a smart and kind person he is. But then oh my that package, and you just forgot about his blue eyes, blond hair and what a great guy he is

Yass Roman, be my daddy

by Ruskula November 23, 2021

Roman Empire

A powerful empire that ruled over the Mediterranean for roughly 2000 years. It is considered by many historians as the most influential empire in history; as it shaped Europe as we know it.

The Roman Empire went to war with the Persians.

by SSM4 Bloopers December 21, 2022

The Roman Mars paradox

The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.

The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.

Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!

I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.

by BobDylan March 13, 2021

Roman

Roman is the gayest person that you will ever meet. He will act sus at any moment possible but he will actually mean what he says.
He will also slap your ass every chance he gets.

at a festival:
Friend: Hey man do want a Sausage?
Roman: Nah man i want YOUR sausage ;)

by romansgaydictionary December 9, 2021

Roman Finger

When you flip someone off but instantly regret it and try to say it was a mistake.

Joe: “Let’s go Chiefs!”
Elon: “Fuck you, go home Kansas City! 🖕🏻”
Joe: “You got something to say, tough guy?”
Elon: “NONONO IT WAS A ROMAN FINGER DUDE I SWEAR”

by lmaomeanlickmyassout January 23, 2025