by 4Q February 29, 2004
Get the statue of libertymug. origanly based on a girl who is definetly not perfect, but everyone thinks shes is. used as a compliment.
Boy at waldorf sf: look at her. shes definetly got an almost phill status. 2nd boy at waldorf: yeah i know. I CALL DIBS ON HER!
by elliot dwyer carney January 20, 2009
Get the Phill statusmug. straight up fuckin broke. so broke dat u got go 2 bobby blues instead of jimmy jazz. so broke u gotta save up 2 be broke. So broke hobos give u money. so broke u dream of one day bein homeless
by new york city's one and only chino July 29, 2008
Get the andy statusmug. when you are waiting on someone to deliver something or drop something off and they are taking for ever to show up or call back.
when murph says he will be over in 10 minutes to give you the money he owes you and still hasn't called and hour later. fucking TURTLE STATUS.
by 321firefunk January 9, 2010
Get the Turtle Statusmug. by damn fags July 20, 2004
Get the statue of libertymug. by tNt MaN January 22, 2008
Get the homo statusmug. When a guy buys a round of drinks for people he doesn't know to show the woman at the bar he's interested in that he has a lot of money. One must not actually have a lot of money to buy status shots, but one must have enough to pay for the round and be prepared to repeat the process to let people continue thinking he is wealthy.
Tom: Who is this douche approaching our table?
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.
by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011
Get the Status Shotsmug.