Zooted

High as shitballs

Man im zooted from that GAS

by IndianPotato February 20, 2022

Zooted

A now popular term created years ago by a kid named Kenneth.

"damn man that joint got me zooted af"

by Leblancc February 6, 2020

zooted

when your very high on weed or and drug

Sofia :dude i’m so zooted rn

Nathan : me too

by lalalaland February 6, 2021

Zoot

A small little fart bigger than a toot but smaller than ripping ass

“Damn dude did you just zoot?” “Yeah man I had beans for lunch.”

by Zootzooter August 18, 2022

Zooted

Smoking so much weed to the point where rainbows and flying turtles becomes a reality. Everything is funny even if your getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Fuck me in the beard , I'm so zooted i felt like my penis was talking to me

by the fucking machine February 2, 2012

Zooted

When you're high off coccaine

After 2 lines, i'm zooted like a mo'fuker.

by Alf May 2, 2003

Zoot

To nut, cream, secrete sperm, to ejaculate.

"I'm finna zoot"
"I need to zoot"
"I'm feeling a zoot"

by Michael Welker July 29, 2019