zidane

Don't let all those "Zidane is a Genome" losers fool you. Zidane is really a monkey.

Zidane is SUCH a monkey.

by hay thear October 4, 2003

Zidane

verb: To emotionally manipulate an individual or party during either a crucial moment or decision process, so as to elicit an angry or violent response, which leads to an advantageous upperhand for an opposing party or rival.

noun: An individual who is emotionally perturbed intentionly but underhandedly by a rival so as to gain an upperhand in a social or compettitive standing.

"John was totally played during the conference and made to loose his temper. He got totally Zidaned by his competition and looked the fool for it."

"He's smart but can be quite a Zidane and provoked to stupid acts when stressed and taunted when the pressure's on."

by EverescentBlue July 10, 2006

Zinadine Zidane

A Zinadine Zidane is when you're fucking your girl and she's about to cum you toss her off you, spread her legs, act like you're about to eat her out, and headbutt the FUCK out of her pussy!

can be used as a verb

Guy 1: Guess who I Zinadine Zidaned last night?!
Guy 2: Who?!
Guy 1: Ali Lang the Stinky Tang!
Guy 2: Great! She loves getting Zinadine Zidaned!

by Da-am June 8, 2009

Ahmad surya zidane imam poero

a nice person that awls help people and he also donate money to the poor

ahmad surya zidane imam poero you are so nice

by vipar1212 May 9, 2018

Zidane

A sexual act of repeatedly headbutting or physically inserting your cranium in a females vagina.

guy 1: Dude did you see that janie's gaping vagina?
guy 2: yea i totally gave her the zidane all night
guy 1: nice i oughta try that out

by frosty austy January 22, 2009

zidane

A sore loser. His winning goal in the 1998 World Cup caused strong anti-immigration fervor in France but now, because France was defeated by Italy, is a hero to those same hypocrites.

Like a true sore loser, Zidane heatbutted Matarazzi because the French can't stand to be defeated.

by Donna D. July 29, 2006

Zidan

Zidan is an indian man who has deep feelings for a transgender named Kat

Zidan will marry a gorgeous transgender women named Kat.

by Xmmxk October 1, 2016