shave your nan

A phrase used by LEWIS which means you should shave your nan;)

"Oi you, go shave your nan!"

by John the bum whikew January 8, 2018

Up your nan

What my brother tell me when we’re being annoying to each other

Me: he’s not ugly he’s just ginger
My bro: up your nan
Me: wtf

by Deabie March 20, 2024

bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.

Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.

by jammyquindle May 13, 2016

Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024

pissed as your nans mattress

nans mattress, pisseds aS

After a bottol of bailys you will be as pissed as your nans mattress

by Ed Jackson February 6, 2004

ww2 bomb explosion in your nans bedroom

Men’s fragrance created by the one and only @yejisoos on tiktok

Person 1: yo dude you smell so scrumptious today 😩😩
Person 2: yeah dude that’s cause I’m wearing the designer fragrance: WW2 bomb explosion in your Nans bedroom

Person 3: oh dayum I love that stuff I need to buy some 😩😩😍😍

by Thejaemin May 23, 2021

your nanny’s dead

Used as an insult most commonly used by first years in Ireland

Peter: You’re the reason your sad left
John: Your nanny’s dead

by SenhorFister December 4, 2021