To wrap ones' mouth around a door knob and to then have someone open the door. Instantly ripping your teeth out.
Will: Have you seen Melissa?
Nate: I heard she got caught knobbing, she's getting dentures fitted.
Will: Yikes!
Nate: I heard she got caught knobbing, she's getting dentures fitted.
Will: Yikes!
by weedsniffer3000 January 27, 2020
A reference used by the supporters of Crystal Palace FC to describe another set of South London supporters, the Charlton fan.
For years, the Charlton supporter (or Clown as they are commonly known) has tried to bait and bully their way into a rivalry with their neighbour (who already have a deep and ancient rivalry with Millwall FC and Brighton & Hove Albion FC) but the worst insult anybody could think of on the Crystal Palace side was 'knob' as the Palace supporter really cant bring themselves to hate them.
For years, the Charlton supporter (or Clown as they are commonly known) has tried to bait and bully their way into a rivalry with their neighbour (who already have a deep and ancient rivalry with Millwall FC and Brighton & Hove Albion FC) but the worst insult anybody could think of on the Crystal Palace side was 'knob' as the Palace supporter really cant bring themselves to hate them.
by Jay Simon September 18, 2007
you r such a knob you should die
by tehkoko May 30, 2005
Knobbing is the post-coital activity of eating a doorknob. However this is only performed after anal sex. Partakers in this activity are called "Knobbers." Knobbing is best known for the excerpt of the underground Guniean porn video "KNOBBERS BE CRAZY," in which said clip showcases the leading male, Ibrahima Kowolai, partaking in the post-coital activity.
by _Dolos_ September 18, 2021
When you go to someone's house and rub your ass in their door knob but they turn the knob while your ass is still on the other side if the door and it got pushed into your anus
by Nigga Kate March 09, 2014
Some situation or someone that is a little bit sh** or sh** out of luck. Buy we or they keep persevering making the overall assessment of the situation or person rather positive overall. Usually used as an endearing term for a friend who screws up a little or makes a faux paz or whatever.
Hey the boss' son called. He's coming in at 9:30 this morning.
Oh knobs I was supposed to finish his report.
Why what happened. I thought you were on top of that.
No, I fell asleep! And when I woke up my hand was still holding my half full cup of coffee.
You knob! You shouldn't have switched to decaf.
I know. Sucks being me right now.
Oh knobs I was supposed to finish his report.
Why what happened. I thought you were on top of that.
No, I fell asleep! And when I woke up my hand was still holding my half full cup of coffee.
You knob! You shouldn't have switched to decaf.
I know. Sucks being me right now.
by Dave Shay September 12, 2019