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but it has Windows Vista!

Quite possibly the worst way to describe your computer's screen.

Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity board, where a Staples employee tells the story of a moronic woman who understands nothing about computers.
Kloo Shanko: "Ma'am, the operating system doesn't affect the size of the screen."
Customer: "But it has Windows Vista!"
Kloo Shanko: "Like I said, that doesn't affect anything, ma'am."
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Certified for Windows Vista 

High-performing, easy-to-use, and highly secure products for your Windows Vista-based PC.
Dude I just got a shiny new trashcan! And it's Certified for Windows Vista!!

windows hasta la vista

A nickname given to Microsoft's new operating system, Windows Vista, by those who have major problems with it.
My new computer came with Windows Hasta La Vista. I got a blue screen of death every time it booted up.

WindowsVista 

A scramble for money upgrade which offers no true advantage over the previous.
"Man, I just sold that guy a metal tube for his intake and told him it would make his car faster... that was a good WindowsVista!!"
WindowsVista by Diggie January 15, 2007

WindowsVista 

The official name for Microsoft's upcoming version of Microsoft Windows.
"Vista", in Lithuanian, means "chicken".