voodomitized

A most unpleasant state of Bannination afflicting those who happen to those who cross The Voodoo Chicken in any way.

Flappo called The Vooodoo Chicken a plebe. He was voodomitized in short order.

by Scrholla October 18, 2008

voodoo glow skulls

A ska-core band started back in 1992. Originally, they were a punk band. After one indie record, they set camp at Epitaph Records and put out several good records. After their sax player quit in the early 2000's, and Epitaph dropped them from their line up, they moved to Victory records and put out one shitty record (Steady As She Goes) and one worth listening to (TRADICIÓN, ADICCIÓN, REVOLUCIÓN).

Good Christ, I miss the Voodoo Glow Skulls' sax player.

by Cop_eyed May 3, 2005

Voodoo Doll

A deeply disturbed version of a pincushion, but of the single mom variety. Prefers men involved or married to seek revenge for her own failed marriage at the hands of her own unfaithfulness. Will take on a relationship, but only for monetary purposes such as vacations and bills. Nothing distracts her from keeping her voodoo doll status current.

Paulie; "I can't believe she stepped out on me after all this time."
Brian; "Dude, before you started dating Peg I told you she's a Voodoo Doll."
Two strangers at the bar in unison; "Amen! You're preaching to the quire."

by Millbridge99 September 10, 2012

Voodoo doll

Despite the typical Hollywood stereotype, "voodoo" dolls are almost never meant to harm others. It also thought to be 'black magic', or the creepy stuff you see 'witches' doing on tv. No, its not like that at all.

The dolls didn't actually originate from the Afro-Caribbean traditions. They are actually a European practice that is meant to heal certain areas of the soul or body by picking them with pins from a doll, or poppet, and sending energies to the other person or being.

"Mary felt bad for her friend, May, who just broke her leg; she decided to heal her with a voodoo doll."

by witch bitch July 7, 2014

montezuma voodoo

Diarrhea; excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces. Also known as the D. Reference to what happens to you when you drink the water in Mexico.

He ate a chimichanga today and it gave him the Montezuma voodoo.

by lord January 17, 2005

Voodoo funny

Any situation, event, joke, etc. that is hillarious and almost magical at the same time; may excite such laughter that is likely to cause a bodily movement; taking it up a few nothces from just "regular funny".

"I met this talking little dog the other day, and he couldn't even spell Chihuahua! That's so voodoo funny I almost pissed my pants!

by Lucky Cindy November 13, 2011

Voodoo Cig Magic

When an old smoker lady unleashes the full spectrum of nicotine addiction by using her words

Yo that witch cast some crazy voodoo cig magic on me last night. I think I’m infertile

by Djangos Riff June 15, 2020