filthy dick visit

A Dick Visit (see Dick Visit) in which afterwards your sheets, carpet, and a pair of gym socks have to be profesionally cleaned or burned due to irreperable damage due to seamen/ urine/feces stains.

Hey Eddie, I'm gonna have to take a rain check on watching the Red Sox pound the shit out of the Yankeeys again tonight; Claudia came by for a Filthy Dick Visit this afternoon and the cleaning crew will be here working until about midnight cleaning the feces and seamen off the carpets and walls.

by Richard Dickhausen September 20, 2013

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

family visit

its the newest term for conjugal visits in the correctional facilities

i cant wait for our first family visit, i married him in jail on a life sentence.

by babybump November 26, 2010

mouth-visit

Verb- (origin is from a drunk night); 1. The act of consuming an amount of liquid in one action without a break 2. Sexual connotation for the act of fellatio.

1. Ex. I bet you I can finish this 40 oz. in one mouth-visit.

2. Ex. I gave my girlfriend the best orgasm of her life in only one mouth-visit.

chug, head, oral, sip, drink, blowjob, twitter

by Wooden_Match September 20, 2011

Suprise Visit

When you are banging your girl full throttle and you miss, either on purpose or on accident, and ram it straight in her cornhole.

Last night I figured I would give her the Suprise Visit and you should have seen her run off and hide in bathroom like a wounded dog.

by Suprise Visit June 18, 2009

Russian Visit

The act, having had a surfeit of vodka, whereby one simultaneously spews and shits.

Crikey, do you remember that time that Carl had a Russian Visit and never made it to that nightclub?

by Professor Gibbons June 14, 2016

I will visit dad too if he made a business but how?

I will visit dad too if he made a business but how?

I will visit dad too if he made a business but how?

by sdinaz October 23, 2023