Vertigo

The feeling experienced when one cannot differentiate between up and down.

When the pilot did a barrel-roll, he had a feeling of vertigo when he finished.

When she kissed me a feeling of vertigo came over me.

by Sean Madden November 3, 2004

Verizon

American telecom service provider known primarily for getting only two things right: its network and its money. Best choice for those who have money to blow and often desperately 'need' to access Facebook in the boonies

Damn it, my daughter blew through 40 GB of data with our Verizon service, she knows good and damn well that shit costs extra!

by assmennfiossa December 20, 2014

The Flaming Verizon Sanchez

Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.

British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

vertical ham sandwich

A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.

"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"

by schh March 28, 2009

Vertical Degradation

Inventing something for someone to feel insecure about so you can sell them the solution to the problem.

Self-esteem is killing our bottom line for beauty products. We need to implement a vertical degradation strategy.

by TehDrake May 5, 2011

Vertical Bitch Syndrome

VBS (Vertical Bitch Syndrome) is where your companion is a total bitch when they are standing and/or sitting upright.

When me and my girl are laying in the bed (horizontal) she is the sweetest thang ever, but as soon as we get out of the bed she turns into a royal bitch,.i.e Vertical Bitch Syndrome.

by KurtisMalone March 27, 2017

Vertical peasant

Somebody who holds their phone vertically while recording a video which should have been recorded horizontally.

That vertical peasant there is missing half the action.

by MrGoatsy November 24, 2019