The dorsal vein of the male reproductive organ (fallace), that bulges like a "beastie" on porn stars.
by Erik Ainge September 16, 2006
A crooked vein is an uncut dick, so called because of the prominent vein that runs the length of an uncircumcised penis, branching into two smaller veins at the foreskin.
1. When that studly guy took off his pants and underwear in the locker room, he displayed a magnificent crooked vein.
2. That stud seemed to parade around the locker room to show off his crooked vein.
2. Did you see the crooked vein on that stud?
2. That stud seemed to parade around the locker room to show off his crooked vein.
2. Did you see the crooked vein on that stud?
by Clawed Balls September 18, 2010
To cut a hole into a Woman/Male's stomach and then put your junk into the hole and then procede to do the nasty.
by Lil Perp April 20, 2009
by Ryan Penn May 10, 2006
to be so bored or irritated by a situation or another person, that you start thinking how nice it would be to open a vein and slowly drift away, just to get out of your current monotonous situation.
You have Ms. Jones for English class too? That class is so fucking boring it makes me want to open a vein.
by GlitterDawg May 5, 2016
When the sheer number or length & prominence of veins running under the surface of someone's skin is a turn on and/or sexy. Including but not limited to: veins in the hands, forearms, biceps, torso, stomach, thighs, calves, feet, neck, back, and beneath eyes.
Look at this vein porn...that little V-shaped vein under his one eye OMG ...
Check out those veins in his hands and forearms...vein porn alert
Check out those veins in his hands and forearms...vein porn alert
by loralaimango November 17, 2016
My mother acted confused when I responded to my fathers inquiry about how I could have possily gotten my girlfriend pregnant by responding, "by cramming veins!".
by DBTchamp September 29, 2010