ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

ur mum by urmum12345 April 29, 2021

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ur mum

someone i fucked

thats right, im that kid from xbox 360 10 years ago bitch

me: i CBTed ur mum

ur mum by Daddy Bidd May 3, 2021

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Ur mum

This word is used among the coolest of the coolest people. If you are trying to make a joke funnier then this is the word for sure! This will also get you a date to a court for sure!

Person: hi

Person 2: ur mum

Person: hahahahahahhaha

Ur mum by I Love Loki08 June 10, 2021

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Ur mum

A milf

ur mum is a milf

Ur mum by Mother fuckee June 21, 2021

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