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Upper Decker Pecker Wrecker

When you pack a fat lip of chewing tobacco in your upper lip and give a blow job. The tingle of the nicotine on the cock wrecks ur pecker, hence the upper decker pecker wrecker.
My girlfriend gave me an upper decker pecker wrecker the other day and I’m still buzzin.
by Maxregan6969 March 30, 2023
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Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin

One participant is sitting on the upper deck of a Toto Toilet while your partner is sitting on the lower deck; with the seat warmer on and the water blasting against their genitals. The upper decker is receiving Fellatio while both parties are passing a Cleveland steamer.
Guy 1: Gawd! Julia is such a basic bitch, i cannot stand her.

Guy 2: Sure, but at least her parents are rich enough to afford a Toto Toilet.

Guy 1: So?

Guy 2: She totally gave me a Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin
Guy 1: Legendary!
by Throbbin-Rockin-Rod January 24, 2018
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Greek Upper Decker

The art of sneaking into a frat party for the purpose of taking the most massive grueling shit in the upper tank of the frat house's toilet. That way when they wake up to clean the place in the morning, they are greeted with the most fowl awesomeness that only frat boys deserve.
Dude, I totally dropped a Greek Upper Decker in ZBT this past thursday.

Sweet. Those guys are dicks. You deserve a trophy man!
by The Greek Upper Decker January 10, 2009
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upper decker

Unleashing the biggest load of crap in the top portion of the toilet.
"I wasn't able to get a beer at this party, so I took it upon myself to give him an upper decker in the toilet".
by mark abestin December 18, 2003
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Upper Decker

The act of defecating inside the water tank of a toilet.

Step 1: Go to the home of your mortal enemy. Ask to use the bathroom.

Step 2: Approach toilet and remove the water tank lid.

Step 3: Step on the sides of the toilet and squat over the water. Carefully take a massive dump. Wipe your ass and dispose of toilet paper in the trash bin.

Step 4: Place water tank lid back on the toilet.

Step 5: Escape.

What happens? With each resulting flush, it will fill the bowl with a chunky brown water. Its the gift that keeps on giving :)
Lady mere mere: Just took a massive upper decker

Bro: Are you serious? Thats messed up. You really know about upper deckers
by t-bozz January 28, 2013
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Upper decker delux

The act of sharting in public and then taking your shit pasted underwear off and disposing of it in the tank of the toilet
Man 1. Boo boo has been gone for awhile

Man 2. He's probably taking a shit

Man 1. He farted before he left so likely

Person in question....we need to leave

Later admits he put his shitty underpants in the tank of the toilet of a public setting to avoid being embrassed

Now their shit covered under pants are worse then discovering actual shit in the tank

The upper decker delux
by Takindumps4200 June 28, 2022
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Reverse Upper Decker

When taking a dump with such tremendous force that it actually pushes the crap up into the tank from the bowl.
Man that Thai food packs a punch - i just had a Reverse Upper Decker in the shithouse!
by Chief Brody April 8, 2010
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