mangled umbrella

steve, ellie parks's mangled umbrella that she hung in her hair.

ellie parks: do you like steve, my mangled umbrella?
person: ya

by hatchet-wielding nerd March 11, 2020

Pink Umbrella

The female version of the Bat Wing, where one simulates stretching open a vagina at an unsuspecting victim.

Jessica came around the corner and was shocked to see Keith squatting flashing the pink umbrella at her.

by nodnahs January 27, 2011

Opening the Umbrella

The act of masturbating under your blankets. "Opening the Umbrella" refers to the similar movements and look of someone opening an umbrella.

1. Jim: Dude, I just caught Billy opening the umbrella in his bed!

2. Earl: Oh! What are you doing there?

Steve: Nothing. Just opening an umbrella under here.

by Ol' CB August 5, 2010

brown umbrella

Placing your butthole on somebody's nose while peeing

Would you like a brown umbrella?

by Hairy peanuts August 6, 2018

umbrella mode

when you and ur friend with a really curly afro on the top of her head get really bored and decided to straighten her hair but she's never straighten it before so your scared to shit. and it takes you like four hours because it's so thick and after you finish she looks like and umbrella and you laugh you shitting pants off for the next hour and a half but you realize you have to go into public and under your breath you say "shit." oops

after I straighten her hair she went into umbrella mode because it flopped over her like an umbrella

by don't be a shit head November 10, 2019

Hand Umbrella

Putting your hand on your forehead in a way to block out the sun.

"Dang, I can barely move my arm after that Giants game today. It went into extra innings and the sun was so bright I had to pull out my hand umbrella."

by Devinsdman September 29, 2009

umbrella gravy

The muck that forms on subway floors when it's raining.

Without thinking, I set my bag down on the way to work, and now it and I are both covered in umbrella gravy.

by sensate mass June 5, 2009