Symptoms indicate: LOVEING starbucks, Scared Of Everything and freaks about anything,All Super Fake, The second that interaction is over, they’re going to turn around and talk shit about each other in a second. think their "Typical white girl problems" are actual problems they like Taylor Swift, all that shit, suburban white girls love it. watch a movies with their friends while complaining that they’re single. Talks and texts using shorter things like "U" "2" "ttyl" "ILU" "OMG" and is ALWAYS self centered and flips her hair. Always asking about her appearance. AND last but not Least WHINES ALOT! WARNING IF YOU KNOW A TYPICAL SUBURBAN WHITE GIRL THAT HAS THESE SYMPTOMS THEIR MOST LIKELY STUPID TO, IF IF YOU HAVE ONE CALL 1-800-WHITEGIRL FOR HELP NOW.
"Can you come to the bathroom with me?"
"Want to go to Starbucks?"
"Ok SO I have a huge problem. My boyfriend just broke up with me and She's Talking shit."
"OMG I love this pic! INstagram!, Omg I have to go ttyl! UGh that ugly whore."
"Omg I can't belive I've been single this long I mean, Im way more pretty than any of the boys girlfriends UGH *Hair Flip*
"OMG DOES MY MAKE UP LOOK OK!?!?!?"
"NOOO I Don't WANNA GO! STOP!
what anyone else would say:
"WOW. She sure is a typical suburban white girl alright"
"Want to go to Starbucks?"
"Ok SO I have a huge problem. My boyfriend just broke up with me and She's Talking shit."
"OMG I love this pic! INstagram!, Omg I have to go ttyl! UGh that ugly whore."
"Omg I can't belive I've been single this long I mean, Im way more pretty than any of the boys girlfriends UGH *Hair Flip*
"OMG DOES MY MAKE UP LOOK OK!?!?!?"
"NOOO I Don't WANNA GO! STOP!
what anyone else would say:
"WOW. She sure is a typical suburban white girl alright"
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they also think that their music taste is superior than anime or Japanese or any other kind of music.
they also think that their music taste is superior than anime or Japanese or any other kind of music.
me: hey
white girl : hey
me: wanna hear some music i like?
white girl: it better not be anime music
me: its 1980 japaneese future funk
white girl: is that anime?
me:some what yea
her: EWWW DONT PLAY THAT HERE LISTEN TO RENEGADE AND ROXXANE
me: im bouta get racist
this is a typical white girl moment
white girl : hey
me: wanna hear some music i like?
white girl: it better not be anime music
me: its 1980 japaneese future funk
white girl: is that anime?
me:some what yea
her: EWWW DONT PLAY THAT HERE LISTEN TO RENEGADE AND ROXXANE
me: im bouta get racist
this is a typical white girl moment
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A stereotypical caucasian male who's day goes as follows:
Wakes up, showers and shaves, goes to work in a button-down shirt and tie, returns home at five, eats dinner, watches the ball game, puts his children to bed, and "fornicates" with his wife before going to bed himself and starting another day.
Wakes up, showers and shaves, goes to work in a button-down shirt and tie, returns home at five, eats dinner, watches the ball game, puts his children to bed, and "fornicates" with his wife before going to bed himself and starting another day.
This meeting probably takes place around a water-cooler.
Brian the typical white man: Hey! It's Friday want to go out tonight for happy hour after work and watch the game?
Chuck: Sure Brian, but I can't stay out too late. My wife is preparing a special meal for her book club, and I have to be there.
Brian the typical white man: Hey! It's Friday want to go out tonight for happy hour after work and watch the game?
Chuck: Sure Brian, but I can't stay out too late. My wife is preparing a special meal for her book club, and I have to be there.
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