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Twattle

Word used to describe labia on a vagina that is excessive and loosely dangling, so much so that it resembles a turkey’s wattle; Hence combining the terms “twat” and “wattle”. Similarly used terms include Arby’s (Roast Beef) and Laffy Taffy.
Damn bruh, that chic from the club last night was fine as hell but the coochie had way too much twattle! I wasn’t ready for Thanksgiving dinner but I had to throw some baby gravy on it!
by cAAliKKing November 26, 2020
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twattler

(Noun) to be the opposite of a dazzler... to be annoying and idiotic such as feminists who want to kill all men and crazy vegans who make you feel guilty for eating a ham sandwich even tho you want to.
A example of a crazy feminist:

Guy: hello ma’am. You seem to be struggling with those groceries, can I help?
Crazy Feminist: no sir I can help myself . I’m independent. What do you think I need a strong man to help me, what you don’t think I can do it on my own cause I’m a female?!
Guy: No I didn’t think that at all... I was just trying to help, geez stop being such a twattler.
by D4rkUmbreon January 12, 2021
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Twatted

When some one makes a complete and total bitch out of you.
Johnathon got twatted in the video chat room earlier today.
by BlackSheep710 August 1, 2023
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Twattle

The Twattle is the fatty, limp, wrinkled flesh that hangs down on President TRUMP’s neck. Similar to the pink flesh that hangs down on a Turkey’s neck which called a Wattle.
Yesterday, President Trump’s twattle was exposed when he slipped and fell on the Air Force One boarding steps.
by IrieMoe55 June 9, 2025
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Twittle Twattle

Look at how big her Twittle Twattle is!!
by masteraustin March 17, 2010
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Wrong-campus twatted

a) A level of intoxication that you find yourself on 1) The wrong campus of your university/college 2) The campus of a totally different university.

b) An equivalent level of intoxication where meaning a) *could* occur given the chance/location
"Dude, I got wrong-campus twatted last night and had to walk back in the rain, it was a pretty crazy night."

"Did you hear about John, he got so drunk he got wrong-campus twatted and ended up crashing a Christian union meeting"
by Kirjavah September 25, 2013
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