Turdulence

Word associated with the initial shockwaves involved during the process of passing wind.
Made up by several factors... smell, vibration, victim reaction, stink longevity and effective radius.

That fart had some Turdulence mate! well in.

by DeV1Se October 17, 2006

turbulance

On the street, to be turbulant means u are angry

Gav:"TOM UR A FUCKIN ANUS HEAD"

Tom:"Gav wots wif the turbulance?!?!"

by tdguitarmaster November 8, 2007

turdulence

1. The brick-shitting that results from in-flight turbulence, and the smell that follows.

2. When a person riding in a car really has to take a shit and a bump in the road causes an AFR.

3. One of the worst mistakes a dyslexic can make.

1. The captain told us we were hitting some heavy turbulence and every passenger over 40 totally gave in to the turdulence.

2. Driver: 'Looks like some turbulence!'
Passenger: 'Nah, that's turdulence. You better pull over.'

3. -_- (That was uncalled for.)

by Jap-Slap Gypsy November 23, 2009

curbulence

the extreme winds that almost blow your car off the road as you drive

there was some mild to medium curbulence experienced on my drive home from work today....

by nessie_tee October 16, 2013

Turdulence

The rumbling in your stomach that you get when you are about to curl one out.

JP: Would you like another pint of Guiness mate?
WS: I'm 12 pints in mate and experiencing major Turdulence. I gotta drop these kids off first.

by Wayne T Scott August 11, 2008

turbulent

a kick ass band from northridge.known to attract large groups of backstage betty's.

charles-rockin frontman

john-sexy bassist of turbulent

jason-awesome drummer

Turbulent f***ing rocks!

by Samigirl B April 8, 2005

Turbulent Helicopter

While on an aircraft attending the bathroom, the aircraft hits extreme turbulence while you are in mid-stream. This results in you automatically putting your hands out to stop you from slamming wall to wall in the bathroom. After the turbulence has stopped, you realize you have pissed all over the bathroom and leave in shame.

Ohh man I just experienced a Turbulent Helicopter. It was bad mate, I almost drowned!

by Youwishyouwerentme March 18, 2014