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Trudeau Tightrope

When you tie buttplugs to both ends of a string, insert one buttplug in one man's anus, and the other in another man's. Have the men crawl on their knees away from eachother until the string is tight. This is a Trudeau Tightrope.
I saw two gay dudes do a Trudeau Tightrope so tight you could use it as a clothesline.
by Canadamans September 28, 2022
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trudeau

verb. To do something extraordinarily self serving and stupid.
When asked at work to submit his report, Justin lied and said he had to go home because he had covid. His co-workers knew Justin had just trudeaued
by Olddeadmom March 23, 2022
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Trudeau

Spineless. A jellyfish with an intent of getting its stingers into every Canadian citizen.
Watch out for that trudeau, he’s after your children now
by EvilXY February 11, 2022
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Trudeau

Spineless

A jellyfish intent on getting its stingers into every Canadian citizen
A jellyfish is trudeau
by EvilXY February 11, 2022
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Trudeaued

The act of roughing up peaceful protestors who oppose tyranny .
The protestors were Trudeaued and thrown in jail .
by Stockmooch February 25, 2022
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Trudeau Air Freshener

This delightful hack will have your public men’s room smelling like a 0-star hotel.

At any men’s room (or “washroom”), generally north of the 49th Parallel, whether it’s at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop, Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, or the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac — one must perform what is commonly known as a “Lower Decker,” and make their best back door glazed chocolate cruller right into the urinal, supplanting the “mint” (or other hitherto pissed-on object) that was there beforehand. This means some preparation is in order: perhaps with bare hands if you are a man, perhaps with tongs if you are a man but need to first thoroughly clean out your gay ass pussy (see: Trudeau, Justin). One will need to remove said olfactory object(s) from the porcelain receptacle, thus creating the space for this unique, “new brown mint.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the piss-activated, yet can fuck up any room without it, <drum roll> Trudeau Air Freshener. Always in blackface.
Carthage McFartface: HAY EYYY IM SORREY BUT I EHH GAYVE YER MANS ROOM A UPGRADE OVER THERE EH?

Pierre DuPuis: TABARNAK IT SMELL LIKE DUH SHITT EEN HEERRR.

Carthage McFartface: THATS CUZ I MAYD A GODD DAMM TRUDEAU AIR FRESHENER AN IM SORREY EH BUT I ALSO PEED ON IT A LONG TIME EH BISHH EH SORREY?
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 28, 2025
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Trudeau

An individual that is somehow Incompetent, greedy and conniving at the same time.

Somebody that will plunge a country into a shitshow if I means upping his paycheck out of china's glory hole.
Trudeau is the perfect puppet to use to feed propaganda and various violations through means that no honest person would agree to.
by Monkeyciggy November 22, 2021
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