Dr.Tophat

Dr.Tophat is a great guy who loves his friends and family. He will fight for the ones he cares for. You don’t want to fuck with Dr.Tophat. He really is one of a kind, and is always trying to help people. He enjoys thinking quite a lot and often finds ways to entertain himself and others.

Hey look, it’s Dr.Tophat

by thetophatman May 29, 2021

Horizontal Tophat

When you fuck a girl through a top hat that's full of pigeon shit and peanut butter with her legs doing a split with white bread slices with a hole in a middle.

"I got aids"
"It's all that horizontal tophat bruh"

by Ittytittyman April 27, 2022

Tritip Tophat

The act of 2 men using their foreskin to cover a third man’s penis.

John and Matt gave me a tritip tophat last night- Ben

by The dirty birdie December 10, 2023

Texas Tophat

A non descriptive, ambiguous insult for anything. Used to keep the subject in the dark.

"Why do you look like such a texas tophat?" "When did your house become a texas tophat?"

by texastophat January 5, 2024