A deuce-noose is the act of shitting on some one's neck then lightly choking the same person. This is usually done during sex with a agreeable partner and not meant to be a means to murder.
I met this girl at the bar last night that was into some weird s&m type shit. Literally she wanted me to give her a deuce-noose.
by TGFL STRAWBERRY December 06, 2018
A phrase used to tell someone to kill themselves. Mainly used after a person says or does something extremely retarded to substitute the original phrase "Kill yourself" .
Jimmy: Hey guys want to go play some minecraft?
Bob: No Jimmy, that game is for losers.
Billy: Yeh Jimmy, grab the noose.
Bob: No Jimmy, that game is for losers.
Billy: Yeh Jimmy, grab the noose.
by nooseboy December 04, 2015
The emotional and/or psychological suffocation brought on by the constant nagging of someone close to you.
"I often daydream about intimacy with someone who doesn't have my nuts in a nag noose."
"Just when I thought she couldn't pull the nag noose any tighter, she asked about that job I promised to get a month ago."
"I hate when friends borrow money then duck and dodge leaving me no choice but to ready the nag noose."
"I'd like to go out drinking with my friends tonight after work but I still have nag noose burns from the last time I didn't go straight home."
"I'd like to hang afterschool but my 'rents got me in a nag noose about my grades."
"Just when I thought she couldn't pull the nag noose any tighter, she asked about that job I promised to get a month ago."
"I hate when friends borrow money then duck and dodge leaving me no choice but to ready the nag noose."
"I'd like to go out drinking with my friends tonight after work but I still have nag noose burns from the last time I didn't go straight home."
"I'd like to hang afterschool but my 'rents got me in a nag noose about my grades."
by Stella Cotton August 22, 2007
the greek term for anus...also describes a very used and worn anus, typical of men in greek tragedies.
the gaping ah noose belonged to none other than Quintus...i noticed as i pulled away from his love tunnel.
by richie rich April 13, 2005
by Uncle Sambo November 15, 2012
by BiCk-A-BonKiNg August 05, 2019
Rhyming slang in French Algerian for the Anus
Also the name of the capital of the nation state Democratic Republic of French Algeria
Also the name of the capital of the nation state Democratic Republic of French Algeria
For his birthday she let him have the Juan's Noose
The beautiful and majestic hilled city of Juan's Noose!
The beautiful and majestic hilled city of Juan's Noose!
by electric zulu February 23, 2019