play for both teams

to be bisexual. also expressed as “swing for both teams”

“I play for both teams.”
“What?”
“I’m bisexual.”

by tricksterTime August 24, 2020

Best of Both Worlds

You get the limo out front (oh-woah)
Hottest styles, every shoe, every color
Yeah, when you're famous it can be kinda fun
It's really you, but no one ever discovers
In some ways, you're just like all your friends
But on stage, you're a star
You get the best of both worlds
Chill it out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show
You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together, and you know that it's the best of both worlds
The best of both worlds, yeah
You go to movie premiers

Hear your songs on the radio
Living two lives is a little weird, yeah
But school's cool, 'cause nobody knows
Yeah, you get to be a small town girl
But big time when you play your guitar
You get the best of both worlds
Chill it out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show
You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together, and you know that it's the best of both
You know the best of both worlds

Unsuspecting human: I have the best of both worlds!
*Miley Cyrus emerges from the ground*
Hey, this is Miley Cyrus, and your watching Disney Channel!
HAHAHHDHAHHAHAH

by Username18462691 October 22, 2019

Best of Both Worlds

Having a bisexual girlfriend who allows you to bring other women into bed. Or having two bisexual girlfriends in one mutual relationship.

We can have the Best of Both Worlds, you'll get threesomes and I'll get a girlfriend and you.

by QuakerOtis September 22, 2017

Chip on both shoulders

Person holding an extensive grudge. From chip on one's shoulder.

"Whatever you do, don't bring up the lawsuit. He has a chip on both shoulders about that. You'll never hear the end of it!"

by namowal October 25, 2008

packed at both ends

To be spit roasted, i.e. to take one penis in the mouth and another in the vagina or anus at the same time.

She met two guys in the club, took them home and got packed at both ends

by Pervy Bob November 11, 2015

THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

The perfect mix of two completely different things. For example Hip Hop with Rock.

That outfit has the best of both worlds

by littledani September 13, 2018

both sides of the ashtray

A phrase coined by Mr. Blues to describe both sides in the conflict over smoking in bars and other public places.

Despite the rancor there is one thing about the smoking situation that we should all be able to agree on: There are fanatical zealots on "both sides of the ashtray"®.

by Mr. Blues August 19, 2005