Tana-toilet-titus

when a person contracts a new STD from a dirty bitch named Tana who so rudely defecates in your household toilet while she knowingly is infected with an STD or all of them for that matter ... and your evil spouse or ex spouse sets out for revenge for unfaithful behaviors and takes your personal toothbrush and scrubs the inside of said household toilet with said personal toothbrush and puts it back in it's proper resting place for you to then unkowingly use said personal toothbrush to rid your mouth of morning dick and/or dirty pussy breath obtained from last night's adventures which then causes the mixture of STDS to invade , infect, and take over your mouth now infecting you with tanatoilettitus . ENJOY!!
Dude, you've got a real shit situation on your hands, huh? Sucks to be you - looks like you got a serious case of the Tana-toilet-titus! Someone needs to invent a mouthwash that can handle all those STDs at once.
by Fefe and shardin January 29, 2025
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Titus

He’s A smart guy in my two classes. He’s kind and is always nice.
Titus “what do you mean by that”
Me “do you wanna go on a date?”
by Alcoholic.anonymous March 1, 2024
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Titus

Someone who tries to show off and gets pissed easily.
I said a joke…and Titus got pissed.
by AnonymousX671 March 30, 2022
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Titus

Titus bearden is the epitome of charisma and success. Known as the "Top G," he exudes confidence and possesses an impressive physical presence. His intellect is sharp, his appearance is both handsome and irresistibly sexy, and his financial acumen ensures he always makes money. Titus is adored by all the girls, captivating them with his charm and allure.
Girl 1: Have you heard about Titus? They call him the Top G for a reason.

Girl 2: Oh, absolutely! He’s got the biggest Johnson and every girl is crazy about him.

Girl 3: I know, right? He's not just good-looking; he's insanely smart too. He makes so much money!

Girl 4: And he's so charming. Every time he walks into a room, you can’t help but notice him.

Girl 1: Seriously, he’s the full package. Handsome, sexy, intelligent, and successful. What more could you want?

Girl 2: Plus, he’s so confident. It's like he knows exactly who he is and what he wants.

Girl 3: And his name, Titus, it’s just so... strong.

Girl 4: I think we’re all a little in love with him.
by Luxecarmakestiktok June 23, 2024
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titus

by anonymous January 9, 2022
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Paolo-titus

Wow he's been talking to that girl for awhile now, he's got the Paolo-titus.
by ThtAznGuy707 June 14, 2024
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Titu

A name used to describe an idiot, someone who's foolish in nature and blabber on.
Bro, everything that titu says is nonsense, he's retarded.
by Jacob arryn 76 October 21, 2019
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