Zelda

Obviously one of the worst games ever made. The princess you are risking your f***ing life to save won't even give you a damn blowjob for he rescue. Link should have given her a black panther and then raped the shit out of her. ENOUGH SAID!!

Zelda was bad.

by Tobias38 January 11, 2010

Zelda

Noun: An unoriginal, formulaic medium; something that repackages and resells what is essentially the same exact thing over and over again

Verb: To become unoriginal; to develop a crippling fear of originality or inspiration

Noun: The main problem with the movie was that it was a total Zelda, y'know?

Verb: God, I used to like these fucking games, but they really started to Zelda after the first one for the GameCube.

by Come at me, shitlords August 26, 2013

zelda

slang for weed for the green color of the character hence "playing Zelda" is smoking weed.

Yo' you gonna go play some Zelda tonight

by The Great HuzzaH May 14, 2004

zelda

Character from the Gerry Anderson series, "Terrahawks". She is an alien that looks like Margeret Thatcher with acid burns and rod stewarts hair.
She is Horrifying, and a source of countless bedwettings.

ME: "I will watch Terrahawks!"

(Watches)

ME: "AAAAAARRRGGHHH! Zelda gonna get me!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005

Zelda

The boi that saves Hyrule all the time, he saves the princess and can’t talk!! He has a fairy named Navi and has too many love interests.

Navi: Zelda! Listen! Hey! Hello?!

by ZELDAGIRL11111111111111 November 10, 2018

Zelda

a term used to describe a person who is a complete and utter asshole for little to no reason

"Man, did you see how Connor was making fun of Josh? He's such a Zelda."

by springtrapogvgstinks March 4, 2018

Zelda

a dull and ugly female (probably from a derisive reference to Zelda Fitzgerald)

If he still calls a girl he dislikes a Zelda, he must be out of touch with history.

by The Return of Light Joker September 17, 2011