The Spider

When your girl is naked on her back and you put your thumb in her vagina and your index in her ass, you squeeze the No man's land and you pull it and she tries to follow with her legs and arms and she looks like a panicked spider.

Brian Spidered Nancy yesterday and she was pretty mad. She left him because of The spider.

by Bellieve October 15, 2018

The Spider

A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 tubes come off of it. It is used as a funnel for beer for multiple people at a time. One person is required to hold it.

Jack held the spider and the eight kids funnelled down 24 beers at once

by Alex Torres January 6, 2004

The Spider Drug

Benadryl, named the spider drug because many users report see ing spiders and other scary hallucinations

Dude, tonight im going to try the spider drug and see how scary it is.

by ishootyourFACE May 28, 2015

The SpiderMan

when you wake up the next morning after a one night stand and the girl is still in your bed so you go into a spider-man like pose with your feet towards her and push her off.

Jake: Yeah, this girl was still in my bed the next morning so I had to SpiderMan her out of my bed.
Drake: Oh man, you totally SpiderMan'd her.

The SpiderMan, when you push a girl out of your bed after a one night stand

by urbanboy12515 August 27, 2018

The Spiderman

When your getting a blowjob and you pull out right before climax. You say "thwip" then you blow your load on their mouth sealing it shut.

Dude, I totally did the Spiderman after my bj.

by The spiderman September 19, 2018

The Spider

A sex move made by a male in which you warn the female “here comes the spider” you proceed by sticking eight fingers in her vagina spreading it (four on each side). Then you spit inside her therefore spinning your web.

Woah man I just used the spider on Akir yesterday and she was pissed!

by Max Powers May 15, 2019

The Spider-Man

An incorrect spelling of Spiderman used only by boomers and people using it ironically.

Charles: "Hey Paul, have you seen The Spider-Man?"
Paul: "Grandpa, did you just put a hyphen in The Spiderman?"
Jimmy: "Wait Dad it's just Spiderman. Also where have you been, you left to get the milk 14 years ago."

by SoshJam September 30, 2019