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Reflex Thoughts

When you see someone and your subconscience (or conscience?) automatically thinks (BIG NOSE/EYES TOO CLOSE/UGLY/FAT/OLD/BALD/GAY/etc. repetitively until the person is out of your sight.
Joe was watching the News and his reflex thoughts were spamming his mind with offensive terms until the camera showed someone with slightly smaller ears.

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by AverageJoe82 October 23, 2013
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remote reflex

The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.
My remote reflex has been timed at 15/100 of a second.
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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Meme Reflex

Saving any image(s), regardless of how funny it is, on a device, without any thought in doing so, due to being used to saving many memes on a device.
Person 1: For some reason I sometimes save random photos on my phone without even thinking.
Person 2: Its the meme reflex.
by Salty Llama April 7, 2020
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Female-Reflex

It's the natural instinct of human female specimens to worry about which dress to chose for an event and to chase their partner to pick a dress for them too
"So, in 3 weeks you will have your exam and you want me to come with you... should I dress in an elegant way or..."
"Oh gosh, I have no idea how to get dressed" *visible freak out*
"Damn, I triggered your female-reflex, didn't I?"
by eternalFuri June 21, 2020
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Hag reflex

The physical and emotional response to dealing with unpleasant women (usually of a certain age). "Unpleasant" can refer to her grouchy demeanor and/or odor.
Martha really triggered my hag reflex at the potluck dinner.
by jcooler August 31, 2012
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reflex punch

An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.
Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)
by Charliecamelcase December 17, 2017
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gaga reflex

The time it takes someone to dance after hearing lady gaga music
My bf's gaga reflex was too damn quick when paparazi played on spotify.
by Whitexican January 29, 2017
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