pez dispenser boy

A male politician with a head shaped like a pez dispenser. Head tilts back, out comes bullshit!. Reloaded with more bullshit

When the Senator made his speech, I could have sworn that pez dispenser boy changed in a telephone booth before making his debut.

by tang1967 November 11, 2014

gods pez dispenser

The act of shoving jelly beans up your ass and pushing them into someone's mouth.

Lisa asked Tom if, if he wanted to try gods pez dispenser tonight.

by Picklepudding September 12, 2022

Pez shat in Vikki's mouth

When Pez went round to Munoz's house and proceeded to shit in his girlfriend Vikki's mouth.

Dude did you hear. Pez shat in Vikki's mouth

by Random Spectator December 28, 2004

que te folle un pez

Spanish for I hope you get fucked by a fish. Used to express screw you. Also good for laughs.

Cody: "You're girl's a bitch bro"
Duncan: "Que te folle un pez, dude!"
Cody: "LMAO"

by Are you laughing yet December 15, 2017

one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser

The human penis

She thought that I was shy until I whipped out my one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser.

by green fire dragon June 22, 2010

Mexican Pez Dispenser

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!

"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!

by Starlordtaco June 10, 2024

PEZ Head

Persons who knowingly or unknowingly spout views based on the thoroughly debunked "Protocols of the Elders of Zion", an anti-Semitic pamphlet published around 1900. People who talk about globalists, cabals, shadowy bankers, "New World Order", etc. are citing absurd conspiracies about Jewish people.

"9/11 was a false flag orchestrated by the globalists to start the New World Order!"

"Dude, there's literally zero evidence of that. Are you turning into a PEZ Head??"
"No, it's true, I heard it on Alex Jones' show!"

by NOLA Ally March 31, 2023