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houdini

To punch someone so hard in the gut that they fucking die.
Harry Houdini claimed that he could withstand any punch. That was until he got houdini'd and his kidney burst open.
by ThaRealJDSalinger June 16, 2013
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Houdini

When a girl gives a hand job under covers, usually a blanket or bed sheets, with one or more people (Who are not receiving the hand job) sitting within 1 to 2 ft of her.
I could not tell why my couch was shaking until i looked over and saw that my friend was receiving a Houdini from his girlfriend.
by d3isaacs September 27, 2009
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Houdini

As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.
i did a houdini on your mother last night
by mwmfnjdsnfjknskdnfsdf March 18, 2008
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houdini

when you're fucking your girlfriend from behind, then right when you're about to blow, pull out and spit on her back. she'll think you blew, and when she turns around, you blow your load all over her face/chest
tom gave his girlfriend the houdini and got it all over her face
by JonSk81983 January 16, 2007
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Houdini

When a man is close to climax while having sex in the doggy style position he spits on the womans back thus giving her the sensation that he has ejaculated. When she turns around the man gives her an unexpected facial while shouting "Houdini"!
"My girl would never let me give her facial so I had to give her a Houdini"
by sandman6373 January 2, 2009
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Houdini

A sexual position/plot where a man fucks a woman from behind facing a window. At this point his friend secretly takes over for him. The man walks outside and looks into the window and waves. The woman will be suprised/shocked to see him outside and wonder who is fucking her instead
When i saw you outside steve i couldn't believe matt was laying the pipe.. that switch-a-roo Houdini was great!
by mclovin323288743843 February 7, 2008
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Houdini

When you feel as if you're about to shit and nothing comes out.

Just a pure gas bubble
I had a Houdini in class
...Luckily
by krejci.james@yahoo.com April 22, 2010
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