floater

A person who doesn't go down.

Scary person: you're going down you piece of crap
Larry: not me I'm a floater

by angry server May 11, 2014

floater

floater-name given to an older man that surfs teen and pre-teen chat rooms pretending to be young for the purpose of meeting or getting off.

person 1: Hey did you read in the paper about that floater that got arrested?

person 2: Yeah, that old cock was on yahoo trying to pic up boys in the puberty chat.

person 1: yeah, what an idot. Every one knows you goto the pre-teen.

by ButchMagnum November 25, 2004

floater

a large booger that is suspended in mid air in someones nostril, and is obvious to people around

wow, that guy had a huge floater in his nose during the interview

by kitty litterapapa April 28, 2009

floater

Another word for "lazy eye" syndrome

The bitch looked at me straight, but I could see her floater looking sideways.

by J.M. Goldenrick December 8, 2002

floater

Someone who doesn't like having girlfriends and just goes around hooking up with different girls a lot.

girl: hey do you have a girlfriend?

guy: no im a "floater"

girl: good, I hate relationships and like to have one night stands too!

guy: niceeee

by Floater103 December 22, 2010

floater

half a woody - not a full blast boner but halfway there..

i got a mad floater the other day when perving at the pics of paris hilton in that maxim magazine issue she was in..

by pato July 15, 2004

Floater

1. (adj.) One who follows the musical works of The Young Cheefer Pachino

2. (noun) A Joint filled with top notch marijuana

1. Johnson: "Yo' are you a floater?"

Pete: "Hell yeah bro I fucks with Pachino hard."

2. Johnson: "I'm about to roll this floater real quick and blast some Pachino. You wit' it?"

Pete: "You already bro!"

by Pachino fan :) July 9, 2010