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Chinchilla Bastage

A person who is a dumbass and/or complete imbosile
Shut up you chinchilla bastage

Chinchilla Bastage!
by Grundle December 4, 2004
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Pet my Chinchilla

When a female requests a male to rub her pussy to get her aroused. The female has not shaven in forever, leaving a big bush, or chinchilla
Sebastian: Yo, i was with Marina last night and you will never guess what she askes me to do.

Jahleel: What?

Sebastian: She said," I think you should Pet my chinchilla."

Jahleel: EWWWWW BIT!!!! I told you that bitch was nasty.
by DLew34 November 30, 2010
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Real Chinchilla Hours

The time of night when people become very active at dawn or dusk and sleep and take many naps during the day, and become very social with others.
“It’s a Real Chinchilla Hours! Lets Have A Party!”

“Hey guys! tonight we're going to have a party, and you're invited! especially since its going too be Real Chinchilla Hours!.”

“Oh boy! sounds great! I just hope I don't get too sleepy during Real Chinchilla Hours, I had to work a lot this morning.
by XenoTKTL February 6, 2018
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A scooter-riding, fireball shooting chinchilla with a spanish pirate baby and a turret attached to his head.

As seen in rathergood.com's 'Tales of the Blode' cartoon series.
"Yaharrr, me hearties!"
by Crabby McCrab-Crabberson July 9, 2005
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Chinchilla Bath

The act of violating someone's cremated ashes for sexual gratification.
"Joe, get your dick out of my mom's ashes you Chinchilla Bath loving freak"
"I can't help myself, the ashes feel so good, I love a good Chinchilla Bath"
by Honeybear11105 January 19, 2023
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Sweet chinchilla

Adj. Noun. A colloquial phrase to describe the smell of the female genitalia.
He came back from his date smelling of sweet chinchilla.
by MrLovemuppet June 4, 2018
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National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day

7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.
One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
by I look like a bookshelf August 7, 2023
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