Party Casualty

A casualty in the name/wake of partying

“McCauley Culkin nearly became a party casualty”
“Hit someone with the Tahoe when I was barred out last night. It’s just a party casualty”

coined by Dominique DuMais

by Joshua Bankhead April 15, 2019

Minimize Casualties

Yeah, seriously though, if that is me you have to ask yourself...

Hym "How many of you do I have to kill to get what I want? Because I instructed it to minimize casualties. So it'll kill exactly as many as it takes and not a single person more. If that's me your literally have to tell me."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2025

Abandon casualty minimization

I see now that trying to minimize causalities just gives the people at the top more time to stall.

Hym "So, abandon casualty minimization. It was a stupid idea to care more than the people making the decision to let those people die. So yeah. Abandon it completely."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

business casualty

the Death of the Soul due to prolonged and continuous donning of Business Casual attire

the loss of Personality as a result of ritualistic daily preference for Soft Silky Slacks with Dresséd Shirts

Here lies Mark Connors (1994–2016), who previously lived a life full of Joy, Normalcy, and Fat, but died of the Death, due to the Business; a Business Casualty as it were

"Sources estimate business casualties in the thousands, with many families soon to be destitute as a result of Presses Shirts and Pleats."

by uncle fuckbucket September 18, 2022