Bride's tour

Taking the scenic route or going out of your way while driving, extending the duration of your drive.

There was a lot of traffic, so we took the bride's tour

by pem0488 April 6, 2019

Bag bride

Crack-smoking prostitute

That whore is a bag bride.

by TheGhost24 October 18, 2012

Bride of Crackula

The girlfriend of a crack user or dealer; typically very thin in appearance with a pale complection; has rabbit pelet sized bowel movements; dosent say much but can engage in intercourse for hours without achiveing orgasum.

Drug use is habit forming and can lead to Bride of Crackula.
Just say no.

by loulou69 March 28, 2012

Side Bride

A girlfriend whom a married man has a soulmate and true confidant and has primal connectness with.
The difference of that and a mistress is she is the only one/not interchanable and he wishes he was married to but circumstances make it impossible.

A true tragic modern day love affair that can last forever as it’s draw is so intense and magnetic.

He spent the afternoon with his side bride and saw yet another piece of her her longed to know.

by Movie Girl June 12, 2018

Dutch Bride

A Dutch Bride is a high class blow up doll used for sexual intercourse. They are very popular in Japan. There they rent out rooms with the "brides" at hotels. These dolls are extremely lifelike and can get as serious as real hair and lifelike skin. They look and feel like real women.

Guy one-Did you bang May last night?

Guy two-No man I ended up using a Dutch Bride instead.

Guy one-Damn at least you can do whatever you want.

Guy two-Yah May doesn't let me do pearl necklace but this Dutch Bride doesn't seem to mind. Just shower her of afterward.

by Mia Ballsavich March 9, 2011

Bride Burner

Person from India. Derives from when an Indian man (or his family) douses his wife with kerosene, gasoline, or other flammable liquid, and sets the woman alight (Wikipedia). Usually done by a man to get rid of his wife without dishonouring himself through divorce.

"Hey! Bride burner! Don't jump the queue!"

by Sanjeev28 July 31, 2007

Bride Plumping

Brides that purposely fatten up their bridesmaids in order to look the hottest on their wedding day.

Kerri is Bride Plumping her bridesmaids. She takes them out for fast food and bakes for them all the time so she can be the hottest on her wedding day.

by Virgin Radio June 15, 2011