Tree Barber

A person who specializes in trimming and pruning trees and large bushes.
A tree barber is coming out tomorrow to cut back the branches hanging over my neighbors deck.
by AGAFussball November 30, 2021
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barber fornication

going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe
accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!
by broski of broskis October 09, 2019
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Andy Barber

He is the more HOT lawyer in the world.

A man so handsome and alluring he can turn straight men to gay and lesbians to straight just by looking at him.
Ryan: “I want you to make me yours Andy Barber !"

Max: “But you’re straight!”

Ryan: “now i'm gay.”
by Max+1 May 11, 2020
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andy barber

A lawyer so handsome and so hot he can turn straight men to gays and gays women to straight just by looking at him.
Max: *I want to be yours andy barber

katy: * But are you straight?

Max: * Lol not more!!
by Max+1 May 14, 2020
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Lance barber

a nickname my friend has that pisses him off
ray: did you see lance yet?
ben: no

lance barber: KYS
by baaen October 23, 2023
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Meat Barber

Someone who cuts pubes for a living.
Lukas’s new job as a Meat Barber had been paying well.
by Brothelmaid April 27, 2020
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barber poler

from : Barber Poling: the technique of the male achieving orgasm whist being digitally manipulated on the "up stroke"
Jenny is a great girl but she is a barber poler
by coopacoopa August 03, 2010
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