woody

A short round Farm-Boy that eats large quanities of raw meat.

Hey maw gimme the shotgun, there's a woody in the goat shed again.

by Franksterrr May 20, 2005

woodie

see townie or wanker or nob head

fucking bunch of woodies

by your mamas twange August 6, 2003

Woody

Woody is a kid with fashion sense and is a lovley guy who gets all the ladies even if there 5 or 60

Woody is so fit I wanna be him

by Marcusfeedskids January 18, 2021

woody

A redneck version of a condom

-I went to the market to buy some woodys so i could get er done.

by Bubba II September 24, 2005

Woodie

An extremely inquisitive person that can have a conversation with your voicemail and has a birthmark between her boobs.

Friend 1: Yo that girl was mad annoying she asked a million questions and did not stop talking.

Friend 2: Damn, what a woodie.

by Jchickens September 25, 2010

woody

someone who stinks realy bad, is fat and bald, rubs a throbing vain on his forhead called "Gorby" alot, and only showers about once every 2-3 weeks. And usualy loves to hit on FAT CHICKS!!

I don't know but Woody might have gerbles in his head !!!

by gusto80 August 17, 2009

woody

a charecter in toy storry

buzz: whats up with woody
rex: he is having a bad day

by batman12 November 14, 2011